ESL for Scammers

Speaking of email spam and scammers, I got this message from "USPS Services":

Notification,

Our company’s courier couldn’t deliver your parcel.

Reason It’s not right the address of recipient.
LOCATION OF YOUR PARCEL:KnoxvilleFort
DELIVERY STATUS: sort order
SERVICE: Local Pickup
NUMBER OF YOUR ITEM:U619256320 NU
INSURANCE: No

Label is enclosed to the letter.
Print your label and show it at the post office.

An additional information:
If the parcel isn’t received within 30 working days our company will have the right to claim compensation from you for it's keeping in the amount of $16.95 for each day of keeping over limited time.

You can find the information about the procedure and conditions of parcels keeping in the nearest office.

Thank you for attention.
USPS Services.

Huh? These scam email would work better if the English teachers in Nigeria were better qualified. :)

There was a 44k .rar file attached. Of course I didn't download and open the attachment. It probably contains Trojan.happili or some other virus from Vacations To Go.